Monday, April 23, 2018

It's almost poetic.

Anal sex obsessive interviewed by anal cyst:


Sometimes, the punchlines just write themselves.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

"Opinion journalism": The Cheez Whiz of the journalistic cheese world.

Recently, Fox News talking head and man with a head shaped like a cinder block Sean Hannity has come under fire for a lot of things, including, well, not being an actual journalist. However, Hannity has a devilishly clever escape hatch, wherein he redefines the word "journalist" to cover whatever the fuck it is that he does:


"Opinion journalist" ... damn, that sounds familiar, where have I heard that pathetic, lame-ass rationalization before, oh, right ...


Opinion journalism: when you're not actually, you know, a journalist.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

JUXTAPOSE!

Can we all remember that so many of those insincere frauds currently claiming to be emotionally traumatized by the Humboldt bus crash tragedy are the same pathetic douchebags who dismissed the Parkland school shooting survivors as "crisis actors"?


I just thought that was worth pointing out.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

JUXTAPOSE!

Ezra Levant, whose Rebel Media media outlet at one time or another employed or now employs Laura Loomer,


Sheila Gunn Reid,


and Gavin McInnes:

is currently lecturing you about the need for civility and decorum. Let that sink in.

And remember that discount code, "DEADHOCKEYPLAYERS" ...

(SASKATCHEWAN) -- In the midst of the still-raw tragedy involving the deaths of 16 members of the Humboldt Broncos junior hockey team, alt-right website and festering sewer of bigotry Rebel Media recently announced another inspired scheme to monetize everyone else's grief and emotional devastation.

Fresh off of using the discount code "BRONCOS" to pimp Rebel Media's subscriber-only "Premium Content" YouTube channel, Rebel Media correspondent and guy who hand-washes Ezra Levant's Koch brothers-themed thong underwear David Menzies announced The Rebel's latest moneymaker -- decks of playing cards featuring pictures of the deceased players in various poses playing hockey, enjoying life and lying on hospital gurneys.

Explained Menzies, "It's genius ... playing cards cost almost nothing to manufacture and we're pricing them to move at $15 a pack, so the markup is crazy awesome. We even charge for shipping. It's like a license to print money, I shit you not."

Menzies is cautiously optimistic about this new monetization scheme given the last couple of PR disasters for The Rebel, wherein two military charities refused to take donations from the media outlet due to the Rebel's being a bunch of shrieking, racist, Islamophobic nutbars.

"Yeah," explained Menzies," those last couple attempts at bragging about how humanitarian we are in giving away other peoples' money and taking the credit for it didn't end well, but I'm pretty sure we've got it nailed this time, and I can't wait for the opportunity to film another cheap, self-serving video of me giving the profits to a deserving recipient, my boss. I'm pretty sure he won't cause any trouble and he'll just take the cash."

Added Rebel's Alberta Bureau Chief and woman who needs only two more Dalmatians to complete her winter coat Sheila Gunn Reid, "Yeah, this is a real moneymaker, I can't believe we didn't think of it earlier. Man, we could use this kind of personal tragedy involving other peoples' kids more often, oh, shit, did I just say that out loud?"

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Remember that discount code ... "BRONCOS" ...


... because while Ezra is absolutely devastated by all that loss of life, you can help him through this with your credit card. I assume he takes PayPal, too.

P.S. 


Shorter Ezra: "Disgusting, outrageous, classless ... something something ... send me money."

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Who is Brianne Amira, and why should you care?

Some interesting recent developments ... it's no secret that activist Nora Loreto is currently being savagely harassed for pointing out a painfully obvious fact -- that all of the wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth over the recent Humboldt hockey player bus crash tragedy (and, yes, it was a tragedy) is somewhat incongruous with how Canadians deal with other tragedies that involve, you know, non-white people. Or women. How anyone could deny that is beyond me, but that's not why we're here.

Apparently, one of the driving forces behind the harassment of Loreto is a woman named "Brianne Amira", who has been relentless in her attacks on Loreto. And who is "Brianne Amira?" Well, a little birdie refers me to this:


I have been told that more revelations about "Brianne Amira" are on their way, but that should be enough to give one pause about the motivations behind some of these whackjobs.

I'll keep you posted.

UPPITYDATE: It's amazing what you can find with Teh Google:


It does give one pause, doesn't it?

UPPITIERDATE: Man, there is some fascinating stuff out there:


Anyone using this woman as a reliable source of information might want to take a step back.

Friday, April 13, 2018

Well, this is awkward.

And remember, kids, when pretending you give even the slightest shit about a bunch of dead kids other than for their convenient political value, it's critically important to spell the name of their town incorrectly. Because that shows you care.


P.S. I look forward to Rebel's David Menzies showing up at one of the funerals to try to hand a Rebel Media cheque to one of the grieving parents. Please tell me that will be on video.

AFTERSNARK: Apparently, Rebel Media's sincerity doesn't extend to even figuring out how to spell the name of the town. I'm just saying.