Blogging Tories Short Takes: July 28, 2006.

Shorter Sham the Tory Man: "Stuff so super-duper, top secret, you can only find it online at public web sites."

Shorter Pete Rempel: "On the other hand, I have no problem with churches being tax exempt. That's totally different, right?"

Shorter Dr. Roy: "It's appalling to execute innocent civilians by hanging. Precision, laser-guided missiles do a much better job."

Shorter dissonance and disrespect: "Then there's these two faggots who walk into a bar ... oh, man, sometimes I crack me up."