There's the setup:
The Secret To Being A Liberal Hysteric
No secret: just treat adults like children, and treat children like adults. Require adults to ask the government “mother may I” for every least little thing, ...
and there's the smackdown:
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper has imposed central control over all information and comments to the public issued by government officials and even cabinet ministers, directing them to have everything cleared by the Prime Minister's Office, according to an internal e-mail and government sources.
Degree of difficulty: 0.01.