Well, it's a little late to go hunting down a mail box but in the spirit of the season I've put a little package together too.
Splatrick's other favourite blogger, Fred Tory has rained facts on our parade. Apparently the gubmint fears the citizenry enough that they have preemptively enacted laws to prevent us mailing parcels to our members on the taxpayers tab. And since we, the taxpayers, aren't paying to mail big lumps to the big lumps it means that we, the taxpayers, have to pay the freight to post big lumps. Got it?